Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
