idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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