well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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