Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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