How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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