I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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