I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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