I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
