Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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