Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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