Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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