Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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