we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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