Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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