No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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