The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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