I hope mine doesn't look like that
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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