Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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