She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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