Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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