what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i think my cat just said my name.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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