i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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