I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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