we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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