in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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