TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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