idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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