Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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