apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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