After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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