Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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