Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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