he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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