that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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