is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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