I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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