When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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