Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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