hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
