I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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