I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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