im having a threesome with these popsicles
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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