And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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