Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
