Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You are a genius and a whore.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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