Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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