I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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