love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
