that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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