Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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