needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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